No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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