But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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