So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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