You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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