please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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