my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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