I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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