ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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