bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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