I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
