You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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