i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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