he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I supernannyed him into submission
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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