That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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