I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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