Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
