Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
nutella sex= disaster
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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