it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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