:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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