let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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