yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
