my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
