About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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