guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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