you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
