yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Houston, we have a squirter
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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