Have you finally orgasmed yet?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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