So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
