I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
My dick has a subreddit
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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