Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
