Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize
