I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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