The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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