she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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