Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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