i was born a porn star she said
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I forget how to act sober
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