I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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