My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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