i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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