If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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