Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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