well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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