Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Don't tell me you're on acid again
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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