Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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