Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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