Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Randomize
