question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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