High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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