If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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