I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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